Snarky Stitching

For when you want to stitch something a little less... polite.

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Spot Colors

Don't Make Me Cut You - Spot Colors - Cross Stitch Kit

Regular price $31.00
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Cross stitch kit by Spot Colors. Includes: 14 ct Aida cloth  DMC threads Needle Wood...
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Lucy Beam Love In Stitches

I Will Cut You - Lucy Beam Love in Stitches - Cross Stitch Pattern

Regular price $12.00
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This listing is for a physical, printed pattern."I laughed the entire time designing and stitching...
Rebels Get Results - Cotton Clara - Embroidery Kit
Cotton Clara

Rebels Get Results - Cotton Clara - Embroidery Kit

Regular price $53.00
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This kit is detailed, but don't be deceived, it's really easy to complete. The hoop...
Fresh Out of F*cks cross stitch kit
Subversive Cross Stitch

Fresh Out of F*cks - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

Regular price $35.00
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Includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Design area size on 14-count material: 4.21" x 5.64". 
Subversive Cross Stitch

Stay The F*ck Home - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

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Need a crafty way to vent about seeing all those pictures of your Facebook friends...
Subversive Cross Stitch

Feminist As F*ck - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

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Includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 6". 
Subversive Cross Stitch

Homo Sweet Homo - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

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Includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Design area size on 14-count material: 2.93" x 5.71".
Spot Colors

Let That Sh*t Go - Spot Colors - Cross Stitch Kit

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Counted cross stitch kit by Spot ColorsSkill Level: Intermediate Finished size: fits a 5" hoopDIY...
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherf*ckers cross stitch kit
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Subversive Cross Stitch

It’s Decorative Gourd Season Motherf*ckers - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

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Get into the fall spirit with this sweary cross stitch kit from Subversive Cross Stitch....
Subversive Cross Stitch

Wash Your F*cking Hands - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

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Put up a friendly reminder in your bathroom or workplace. Kit includes material, thread, pattern,...
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Spot Colors

Krampus - Spot Colors - Cross Stitch Kit

Regular price $33.00
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Cross stitch kit by Spot Colors. Includes: 14 ct Aida cloth  DMC threads Needle Wood...
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Lucy Beam Love In Stitches

I Will Poke You - Lucy Beam Love in Stitches - Cross Stitch Pattern

Regular price $12.00
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This listing is for a physical, printed pattern.Model Stitched On: Under the Sea Fabrics Linen...
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Spot Colors

Let's Get Dranks - Spot Colors - Cross Stitch Kit

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Counted cross stitch kit by Spot ColorsSkill Level: Intermediate Finished size: fits a 6" hoopDIY...
Subversive Cross Stitch

Reclaiming My Time - Subversive Cross Stitch - Cross Stitch Kit

Regular price $35.00
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Maxine Waters quote. Includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Design area size on 14-count material: 4.36"...
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Lucy Beam Love In Stitches

Crafty Witches - Lucy Beam Love in Stitches - Cross Stitch Pattern

Regular price $14.00
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This listing is for a physical, printed pattern.Model Stitched On: Picture This Plus 36ct -...
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